Cross Consolenosity

Really, "general gaming chat should be its own thread set, not a section - because what im about to say is about all the consoles, and is so dramatically important that i have a big build up like this, even though its been given away by the title. The reason this is here is because it is my domain...

the above was an accident.

Sorry, Cross Consoleness! When will the major companies finally decide to give us a game which we can play with all of our gaming brothers? (Shadowrun doesnt count because no one likes it).

Consipracy theory: it hasnt happened because they know that if it does happen then the pc gamers will pwn everyone else with awesomenosity, everyone will see the light and play on pc, and they wont have a stranglehold to screw money out of the poor fools with the lower consoles.

But pc games instead of an ending have "the system has experienced an error- turn off the computer or yo'll get the clap."

I'd like to see you walking around with your PC

Do you walk around with your xbox? Personally, i walk around with legs. and occasionally a DS.

Yeah, pcs are buggy, because they are made by MICROSOFT (dramatic evil organ tune and bolts of lightning) and have to have crap like NORTON ANTIVIRUS (organ dies and explodes, setting an orphanage on fire and killing all the customers in the oxfam shop across the road, earthquake eats up all the sweet shops and the world is left with tofu) which... hold on what was i talking about...? feck.

Right. Antivirus. And Microsoft. PC is a less than ideal console, but its the most Aryan one there is. hitler didnt play no jewish PS3!!. ahem. no Naziness meant. and i do not endorse anything hitler did. especially vegetarianism.

You endorse what stalin says!!! Comrade

well duh, he was a communist! well, he pretended to be. and frankly, what world leader hasn't killled brazilliions of jews? just coz he did more than most...

right. no more tangentialisation.

Why are we the only people who care about cross consolenosity? itd be GOOD

brazillions?
is that a quantity that only exists in Brazil?


Also, gtfo. Get rid of Norton and get some Avast in there and you'll find your PC teimz are much happier.
I would use my PC more often for gaming if I could be bothered.
But I can't.
Not because it's not worth it
but because I just can't be bothered.

But...

gaming is the thing you do when you cant be bothered doing anything else no?

Shodowrun, possibly the only cross console game of this generation is currently on sale for a fiver on 360. I was tempted...

'Tis indeed annoying.

There is no reason why I can't play Battlefield or resident evil with the xbots except for the fact that I can't.

MailToad wrote:'Tis indeed annoying.

There is no reason why I can't play Battlefield or resident evil with the xbots except for the fact that I can't.

We'd have an unfair advantage. Not only are we much cooler, our controllers are far, far more awesome!

... yes stan..